Because I can't express myself verbally please allow me to let it out here:

HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A FREAKING SPIDER ON MY BED!!!!!

It appeared out of nowhere, sort of light brownish and black. I fell off my bed and almost screamed but thankfully I stopped myself just in time. It is trapped in a plastic paperclip container and set on the window-ledge outside my room...

Okay I've learned my lesson. I'm going to bed before anything else pops out!