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Boy: Dad, can I have my allowance?
Dad: Sure son! *grunts*
Boy: ...A metal detector? That's not an allowance!
Dad: But if you wave it around like this, you'll have your allowance in no time!
Metal Detector: Whiz whiz beep!
Dad: See?
Boy: A paperclip?!
Dad: But it might be an antique!

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