Work Story #194

I work as a telephone surveyor and when making 350+ calls a night you get some very interesting ones. One thing I find can be pretty boring are answering machines. Most people say the same things or just leave it to the robotic default voice to do their business for them (boo). However, there are some that just strike you as very strange. One such message consisted entirely of a baby screaming, followed by a metallic recorded "Leave a message." Where do I even begin...