“Like a Death Row Inmate on Suicide Watch” – Patton Oswalt

I have a “failure pile” tube of eraser dust on my desk. Since I do much more erasing than vacuuming, I am uncomfortable just brushing them off onto the floor. Not only does it keep my room cleaner, but it also has the added incentive of feeding my hoarding addiction.

Plus, when it’s full I can knead it into a black sticky substance and sell it as hash to noobie potheads.

KFC’s Famous Bowl doesn’t even come close to this.